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I once went to the market with my mom, and whe wanted to select a cantelope for dinner. The Vegetable man asked what time she would have dinner if today, and if the melon was for desert. He chose a fruit, touched it with his old hand and pronounced it good. 'Twas.

Talk to your neighbor, and also your utility, and last resort FCC. Of course, sanity check, try a modern portable radio before you haul out the big guns.