[TA Forbes]

When faced with asbestos in old sets, I very carefully remove it from the set, place it in a paper sack, and douse it with kerosene.

Then I take the kerosene-doused-sack-o-asbestos to my ex-mother in laws house, set it down on the front porch, light it on fire, ring the doorbell, and DRIVE AWAY LIKE CRAZY before she is able to mount her broom and chase me down.