08-07-2014, 10:54 PM
A blond woman comes to a doctor.
- Doctor, I am probably dying. Wherever I touch my body there is that horrible, horrible pain.
- Everywhere!
- yes!!! (she touches herself at the head) Ouch! (she touches a knee) Ouch!! (She touches her belly) Ouch, ouch!
The doc looks at her, then at her hand....
- Maam, I think you have a broken finger.
- Doctor, I am probably dying. Wherever I touch my body there is that horrible, horrible pain.
- Everywhere!
- yes!!! (she touches herself at the head) Ouch! (she touches a knee) Ouch!! (She touches her belly) Ouch, ouch!
The doc looks at her, then at her hand....
- Maam, I think you have a broken finger.